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November 2018 Goodwin Wedding Chaos |
March 2019 Government Shutdown Woes |
April 2019 The (Andy) Mueller Report |
February 2021 The Sounds of Silence | April 2021 Food Detective Retires |
Issue Date: | Main Headline: | Feature Story: | |
July 2018 | Disappointed at Le Mans | Love Letter to Jimmy Batchelder | |
May 2018 | Banana Bread Update | Sit Up Tips from Tammy Long | |
March 2018 | Hall of Fame Announcement | Don Smith Favorite Smells | |
January 2018 | Goodbye to Pizza | 100 Teeth Joke | |
December 2017 | Sweet Rolls and/or Money | Favorite Theories on Jackie Sayres | |
November 2017 | White Goat Ceremony | Sonia or Sonja? Dapper Doesn't Know | |
July 2017 | Time Machine Working | Where is Derek Sayres? | |
April 2017 | Is the Newsletter Closing? | CJ Ramm Fart Theories | |
January 2017 | News from the Band | Peckerheads Announce 2017 Tour Schedule | |
December 2016 | Standard Gift Suggesttions | St. Olaf Jokes | |
November 2016 | The Maple Lawn Incident | Mike Dapper's Rules for Love | |
October 2016 | Goulash for All | What Does Mike Lohrmann Smel Like? | |
September 2016 | Phil for President | Is Andy The Number One Nephew? | |
August 2016 | Reunion Number One | Summer Fashion Tips from Andy McGrory | |
June 2016 | Prepping for Family Fun | Why Lonsdale is the New Paris | |
May 2016 | 4 Funerals and a Wedding | Dean Lohrmann Predicts | |
April 2016 | Pre-Wedding Rumors | Lorrie Can't Keep A Secret | |
March 2016 | Grandmother of the Year | Karen Ayre's Theories on Gin | |
February 2016 | Babies and Birthdays | The "Pull My Finger" Olympics Update | |
January 2016 | A New Year, Same Old Lies | Tom Press is a Tiny Old Man | |
November 2015 | Thanksgiving in Prison | Bill Starts His Goatee | |
October 2015 | ABBA in Rice County | Newsletter Salutes the Crazies | |
September 2015 | The Hills Are Alive | When is the Next Faribault Wedding? | |
August 2015 | Rest in Peace Aunt Lorraine | Jeff was her Favorite of all Nieces/Nephews | |
July 2015 | Rest in Peace Ellie Baby | You Meet the Nicest People at Funerals | |
June 2015 | The Philately Issue | Ian Goodwin Loves The Hugs | |
April 2015 | The Timeline Issue | Jill Lohrmann: Good Egg Award Winner | |
February 2015 | Charley Sues France | Jimmy Batchelder: Great Guy, Better Kisser | |
January 2015 | Iowa Superbabies All the Rage | 2015: Will Schnack Finally Get Engaged | |
December 2014 | Charlie's Year in Review | Heather Lohrmann Headed for Sainthood | |
November 2014 | Liz, Ellen Re-Bury Hatchett | Caroline Ruan: Just Pretty Face? | |
August 2014 | Husband of the Year Award | The Andy McGrory Story of Glory | |
July 2014 | Large Head Sculptures | What is Up with Whatshishame? | |
December 2013 | Holiday Television Specials | Maggie Sears Sets Stuff Straight | |
October 2013 | Annie Dyste Returns | Derek Sayres Patiently Waits | |
August 2013 | Cruel Summer Jobs | Heart Bypass Predictions for 2014 | |
July 2013 | NSA Visits the Newsletter | Cindi Ramm Now Republican | |
February 2013 | Pope Cletus the First | Schnackenberg Love Poems | |
December 2012 | Deano is Five-O | Jimmy Batchelder: The Ladies Man | |
October 2012 | An Election Issue | Alec Noll and the St. Olaf Shuffle Game | |
September 2012 | The Art Issue | Kit Thompson Tells Her Party Joke | |
August 2012 | New Nicknames Announced | Colin Shellum's Return | |
July 2012 | Curt Breeding Heads West | Dean Lohrmann's Yoga Pants | |
May 2012 | Fantastic Hair Stories | Ginger Schnackenberg Speaks Out | |
April 2012 | Boyfriend Day | Easter Parade Review | |
January 2012 | New Year: Same Stories | The Year of the Batch | |
November 2011 | Pulitizer Prize Número Tres | The Hat Chicks | |
October 2011 | Shades of Gray and Soup | Tammy Long's Burp Story | |
September 2011 | The Sweaty Royal Wedding | John Briggs: Man o' Mystery | |
August 2011 | The Royal Wedding Prep Edition | Alec Noll's Handjive | |
July 2011 | Summertime, Summertime | Amsterdam Travelogues | |
June 2011 | The Old Side Splitter | Sarah B. and the Funky Beat | |
May 2011 | The Crossword Edition | Derek Sayres-Gluten | |
April 2011 | Charlie S versus Charlie M | Andy Mueller's Theory on Cheese | |
March 2011 | ¡Revolución! | The Pope Song by Tim Minchin | |
April 2010 | Grandma Al's Opens | Annie Dyste: Chick of Mystery | |
March 2010 | Readers Give Back | Butterscotch Pudding Quest | |
December 2009 | The Year in Headlines | Derek Sayres: Superspy? | |
October 2009 | Wedding Season Ends | Dixeanmania® | |
September 2009 | H1N1? No Way | Making Manhattans | |
July 2009 | It Finally Happened | Boyfriends Beware! | |
June 2009 | Salute to Grads | Andy's Hair | |
April 2009 | Cassie's Birthday | 10 Top Ten Tax Deductions | |
February 2009 | Big Hands, Little Hands | Sarah Barnett: Dylanologist | |
December 2008 | A Weird Year Ends | Vesparados Torment Winona | |
November 2008 | The Pie Edition | Curt Breeding Mixes Manhattans | |
October 2008 | Scary Halloween Edition | Standard Raisin Cookie Joke | |
August 2008 | St. Paul Convention | The Notorious B.O.B. Barnett | |
June 2008 | Toasty Don Smith | St. Olaf Freak Circus 2008 | |
April 2008 | Pam and Ben XVI | Tom Ayre Sings The Classics | |
February 2008 | The Hat Issue! | Liverseed Anagrams | |
January 2008 | Collectible Cartoon Edition | Say Hello to My Lil' Friend | |
December 2007 | Joanie Strikes Back | Gilbertson Wins Lottery | |
November 2007 | Lorrie Beyl Goes Crazy | Dance Machine Alec Noll | |
October 2007 | Yet Another Scavenger Hunt... | Colin Shellum and Matt Brumble | |
August 2007 | What is Shaming Faribault? | Charlie vs. Domingo Cage Match '07 | |
July 2007 | MNL Considers Expansion | Summer Lovin' Updates | |
June 2007 | Sarah and the Truth Squad | Kevin Thar: Michigan Love Machine | |
April 2007 | Liz Testimony | Arugula Salad | |
March 2007 | Little BM Makes His Mark | Who in the hell is Matt Herzog? | |
February 2007 | AARP Eye Candy | Barb Goodwin Cartoon | |
December 2006 | Reader Council Shakeup | Grooming Tips from Michele Lenz-Noll | |
November 2006 | Drinking Tips | Steele County Rodde-mania! | |
October 2006 | Political Science | In The Army | |
August 2006 | McGrory Express® Opens | Mopsy vs. Sparky | |
May 2006 | Jim & Joe Closes | Brianne Sampson: Arts Diva? | |
April 2006 | Bottke Snub | Don Smith: Just a Pretty Face? | |
February 2006 | Uncle Bing Eulogy | Mark Fielding's Moonshine | |
January 2006 | The Noonies | Insurance Scammer Ill | |
November 2005 | New Liverseed Baby | Marc Lawrence: Mr. NYC | |
October 2005 | Find Mike's Large Head | Rx Updates and Innuendo | |
September 2005 | Aunt Lorraine and the NSA | Alec Noll and John McGrory: Ladies Men | |
August 2005 | Hi Court Hi jinx | Andy Ulseth: Not A Punk Anymore | |
June 2005 | Summer Fun Edition | Don Smith: Large Head, Large Heart | |
May 2005 | McMichael Art | Tom Teske (Unplugged) | |
March 2005 | Uncle Bing in Vegas | The Songs of John Briggs | |
February 2005 | Here is Lorrie! | Mark Fielding: Man of the Year | |
December 2004 | Where is Lorrie? | The Photo Contest | |
November 2004 | Thanksgiving Memories | Mike Dapper Remembers | |
October 2004 | The Election Issue | Jack Miller Baby Photos | |
September 2004 | Hurricane Charlie | Traci Makes Bail! | |
August 2004 | Maggie and Liz | Fall Family Social Calendar | |
July 2004 | 65 Big Ones | BM's Pad | |
April 2004 | Florida Butt Tattoo | Roger Bongers Engaged? | |
March 2004 | Mascot Eats Andy | Family Rumors PRN | |
December 2003 | Viztivity® | Church-Going Dean | |
November 2003 | Cardinal Bing | Grant Returns? | |
October 2003 | Halloween and Food | Mike Lohrmann Duck Cartoon #9 | |
August 2003 | McKee Birthdays | Little BM Wants A Change | |
July 2003 | Heather's Graduation | Katie Barnett Iowa Bound | |
May 2003 | The WMD Potato Crisis | David Liverseed College Tips | |
Easter 2003 | Maggie is Driving! | General Family Updates | |
January 2003 | Separated at Birth? | Rice County Summit | |
December 2002 | Joanie = Gidget Revisited | Mike Dapper's Drinking Tips | |
June 2002 | Cassie's Wedding | JP2 and Aunt Lorraine Hang Out | |
November 2001 | A Joanie Wedding | Thanksgiving Food Fight, Part Deux | |
July 2001 | Moscow Visit | The Cousins Go to Edgefest: | |
May 2001 | Liz and the Pope | Tom Teske? Man or Machine? | |
March 2001 | John's Hair Strategy | Roger Bongers Reflections | |
February 2001 | The Return | How to Cheat at Cards | |
October 2000 | State vs. Federal Courts | How NOT to Pay off a Juror | |
July 2000 | Double Birthday Issue (UB /EP) | Statute of Limitation Tips | |
May 2000 | Late April Fool | Barber Chair Crisis | |
February 2000 | Y2K This | Uncle Bing Anagrams | |
December 1999 | Duck Highlights | Funny Words | |
November 1999 | Standards/Artifacts | Lawn Tips from Cindi | |
October 1999 | Pre-Castro Cuba | Always Something | |
June 1999 | 3 Miracles & Card Trick | World's Luckiest Dog | |
February 1999 | Non-Verbal Shorthand | Semi-Positive Thinking | |
November 1998 | Food Poisoning | Sawdust Buddies | |
August 1998 | Devil's Plaything | Science Camp | |
May 1998 | Maggie Theories | Franklin Avenue Frolics | |
January 1998 | Snowball in Hell? | Cousins No Snort Pact | |
September 1997 | Water Festival | Days of Twine/Hoses | |
June 1997 | Jazzercise Sweeps Cousins | Family Glossary | |
February 1997 | Joanie Hits Forty | Faribohappenings® | |
December 1996 | The Janer Awards | January Happenings | |
November 1996 | Sucker Pucker Andy | Election Comes/Goes | |
October 1996 | Stockcar Named Desire | Horseman Association | |
September 1996 | Cuimhnich Tabhartas Prionna | Buffalo Gals Out Tonight | |
March 1996 | Frequently Asked Questions | Ask Joanie | |
February 1996 | Almost Veritas | News Fit to Print | |
Xmas 95 Edition | Christmas 1965 | Subscribers Hit 100 | |
December 1995 | Janer on Science | Uncle Bing Predicts 1996 | |
November 1995 | Thanksgiving Chez Ellen | Whole Family Is Nuts | |
October 1995 | Family Halloween Tips | Rumors and Outright Lies | |
September 1995 | Quotes from Chairman Jane | Quick Sept Summaries | |
August 1995 | Joanie and Reunion | Janer Calling Etiquette | |
July 1995 | Pam's Tropical Wedding | Dave Burrows Into History | |
June 1995 | Special Baseball Edition | Phil Rutman: Up Close | |
May 1995 | Maggie Joins Catholics | Janer New Bushmill's Chief | |
April 1995 | Anderson Wedding Special | Vows and Food Repeated | |
March 1995 | Bunny De-Bottles Andy | Amy Anderson Finally Married | |
February 1995 | Barnett Ponytail Barbershops | Aunt Lorraine's 39th Birthday | |
January 1995 | Dorothy Parmelee-Vesco | Dapper's Wife Expecting | |
December 1994 | John McGrory's Talk Show | Dean Lohrmann's Pyramids | |
November 1994 | Siblings Meet in Red Wing | Joanie Bags Nobel Prize | |
October 1994 | John McKee's Puerto Rico | The Kilt, The Kilt! | |
September 1994 | Janer Publishes Cookbook | Family Busy By Doing Nothing | |
August 1994 | Backyard Get Together | John McKee Hits 4-0 Hard | |
July 1994 | July B.D. Highlights | Janer Sends Message to TV | |
June 1994 | Amy Wallenda Hits Big Time | VA Hospital Blows Up (Good) | |
May 1994 | Veni, Vidi, Vegi | Endless Summer Predictions | |
April 1994 | Orlando is Visited (Again) | Mob Leaves Flambo | |
March 1994 | Just Look on the Bright Side | Top 10 Things About MNL | |
January 1994 | Xmas Party New Standard | (Little) Billy Hair Recovers | |
December 1993 | John Bags Bumper 2x | Janer Scares Shit out of Son | |
November 1993 | Lorraine Named Top Aunt | Survey Results Released | |
October 1993 | Mom Swears Like Sailor | Russian Actor Gets Plum, Role | |
September 1993 | McKeesville Grabs Pulitzer | Meals the Cat Still Dead | |
August 1993 | Backyard Hijinx | Chez McKee Epicurean Fete | |
July 1993 | Janer Awards Announced | The Man from Wal-Mart | |
June 1993 | Baby Andrew Wows Crowd | Orts de Wisdombits | |
May 1993 | Mother's Day? Again? | New Prague Bans Miller Clan | |
April 1993 | Patti and Aunt Lorraine Parallels | Scoops from Around the World | |
March 1993 | Trivial Pursuit 1993 | Eyes Lasered At St. Pat's Party | |
February 1993 | Welcome Andrew Jeffrey | Reader's Upcoming Ideas | |
January 1993 | Sweet Potato Crisis Averted | Janer's Agenda | |
Pre-Christmas 1992 | Ellen Refuses to Leave Porch | Uncle Bing's Act O' Charity | |
November 1992 | Meeting June and Johnny Cash | Toothpicks Arrive | |
October 1992 | Kim Barnett Sans Nums | Germany Declares War | |
Labor Day 1992 | Four Season Porch Wins Day | We All Need Nicknames | |
August 1992 | Everything Same | Things You Would Never Believe | |
July 1992 | Blue Hair Border Closings | Unfounded Rumors | |
June 1992 | Cheap Laugh Hall of Fame | Wedding Anniversaries | |
May 1992 | Lorraine Banned from Morton | Social Hints and Graces | |
April 1992 | Cindi Takes State Title | News from Around the World | |
February 1992 | Faribault = Party Central | Mom and the Fake Leg | |
January 1992 | Janer Goes Ass Over Teakettle | Miller Family Trivial Pursuit | |
December 1991 | Janer's Changes Lifestyle | A Thanksgiving from Hell | |
November 1991 | The Prodigal Son Returns | Mom's Christmas Cryptoquip® | |
October 1991 | Flambo Readies for Winter | Zooming Here, Zooming There | |
September 1991 | Jeff and Bob in Milwaukee | Mysterious Joanie Middlestead | |
Late July 1991 | Cooking Hall Snubs Mom | Maggie Medical Update | |
July 1991 | Janer Flees Winona | (L) BM Receives Rat Tail Award | |
June 1991 | Janer Beats Bladder Woes | Rice County Whispers | |
May 1991 | (Little) Billy Returns from War | Faux Pas R' Us | |
April 1991 | Fort Dodge, Here We Come | Make Your Own Dick Joke | |
March 1991 | Big Doings in Zimmerman | Goodbye to Westwood Drive | |
February 1991 | Janer Picks 1991 Elderhostel | Bing and the Dance Studio | |
January 1991 | Little John McGrory Hits Town | Maggie Disciplined at Day Care | |
September 1990 | A McKee Birthday Celebration | Mrs. Bottke Press Conference | |
August 1990 | Ramm Adoption | Tush versus Fax? | |
July 1990 | Westwood Drive Crime | Ramsey: Partytown USA | |
June 1990 | Archeologists Name Time Unit | Play Match Seven | |
May 1990 | Throw the Ham on the Floor | Jottings | |
Easter 1990 | Easter Salutes Christ, Mom | Mom's Kitchen Tips | |
Late January 1990 | Bing and the Confederates | Newsletter Underground | |
January 1990 | Judy's Christmas Bash | Take My Family, Please | |
Christmas 1989 | Dead or Not Dead | Billy Back from Kenyon | |
After Thanksgiving 1989 | Ellen's Dinner | Liz's Pigskin Preview | |
Thanksgiving 1989 | It's Back | Christmas is Coming | |
Late May 1989 | Mother's Day Fete | Mom's Glossary Addendum | |
Mid-May 1989 | Card Games: Work of the Devil | Where the Boys Aren't | |
Early May 1989 | Time is Time | Mom's Glossary | |
Late April 1989 | Flatulence versus Heredity | Maggie Sears Learns the "F" Word | |
Mid April 1989 | Impress Mom Contest | Bing Miller - Bing Crosby Parallels | |
Early April 1989 | Ellen and John Attend Acrobats | Janer Gets a VCR |