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March 2018 Hall of Fame Announcement |
May 2018 Banana Bread Update |
July 2018 Disappointed at Le Mans |
November 2018 Goodwin Wedding Chaos | March 2019 Government Shutdown Woes |
Issue Date: | Main Headline: | Feature Story: |
January 2018 | Goodbye to Pizza | 100 Teeth Joke |
December 2017 | Sweet Rolls and/or Money | Favorite Theories on Jackie Sayres |
November 2017 | White Goat Ceremony | Sonia or Sonja? Dapper Doesn't Know |
July 2017 | Time Machine Working | Where is Derek Sayres? |
April 2017 | Is the Newsletter Closing? | CJ Ramm Fart Theories |
January 2017 | News from the Band | Peckerheads Announce 2017 Tour Schedule |
December 2016 | Standard Gift Suggesttions | St. Olaf Jokes |
November 2016 | The Maple Lawn Incident | Mike Dapper's Rules for Love |
October 2016 | Goulash for All | What Does Mike Lohrmann Smel Like? |
September 2016 | Phil for President | Is Andy The Number One Nephew? |
August 2016 | Reunion Number One | Summer Fashion Tips from Andy McGrory |
June 2016 | Prepping for Family Fun | Why Lonsdale is the New Paris |
May 2016 | 4 Funerals and a Wedding | Dean Lohrmann Predicts |
April 2016 | Pre-Wedding Rumors | Lorrie Can't Keep A Secret |
March 2016 | Grandmother of the Year | Karen Ayre's Theories on Gin |
February 2016 | Babies and Birthdays | The "Pull My Finger" Olympics Update |
January 2016 | A New Year, Same Old Lies | Tom Press is a Tiny Old Man |
November 2015 | Thanksgiving in Prison | Bill Starts His Goatee |
October 2015 | ABBA in Rice County | Newsletter Salutes the Crazies |
September 2015 | The Hills Are Alive | When is the Next Faribault Wedding? |
August 2015 | Rest in Peace Aunt Lorraine | Jeff was her Favorite of all Nieces/Nephews |
July 2015 | Rest in Peace Ellie Baby | You Meet the Nicest People at Funerals |
June 2015 | The Philately Issue | Ian Goodwin Loves The Hugs |
April 2015 | The Timeline Issue | Jill Lohrmann: Good Egg Award Winner |
February 2015 | Charley Sues France | Jimmy Batchelder: Great Guy, Better Kisser |
January 2015 | Iowa Superbabies All the Rage | 2015: Will Schnack Finally Get Engaged |
December 2014 | Charlie's Year in Review | Heather Lohrmann Headed for Sainthood |
November 2014 | Liz, Ellen Re-Bury Hatchett | Caroline Ruan: Just Pretty Face? |
August 2014 | Husband of the Year Award | The Andy McGrory Story of Glory |
July 2014 | Large Head Sculptures | What is Up with Whatshishame? |
December 2013 | Holiday Television Specials | Maggie Sears Sets Stuff Straight |
October 2013 | Annie Dyste Returns | Derek Sayres Patiently Waits |
August 2013 | Cruel Summer Jobs | Heart Bypass Predictions for 2014 |
July 2013 | NSA Visits the Newsletter | Cindi Ramm Now Republican |
February 2013 | Pope Cletus the First | Schnackenberg Love Poems |
December 2012 | Deano is Five-O | Jimmy Batchelder: The Ladies Man |
October 2012 | An Election Issue | Alec Noll and the St. Olaf Shuffle Game |
September 2012 | The Art Issue | Kit Thompson Tells Her Party Joke |
August 2012 | New Nicknames Announced | Colin Shellum's Return |
July 2012 | Curt Breeding Heads West | Dean Lohrmann's Yoga Pants |
May 2012 | Fantastic Hair Stories | Ginger Schnackenberg Speaks Out |
April 2012 | Boyfriend Day | Easter Parade Review |
January 2012 | New Year: Same Stories | The Year of the Batch |
November 2011 | Pulitizer Prize Número Tres | The Hat Chicks |
October 2011 | Shades of Gray and Soup | Tammy Long's Burp Story |
September 2011 | The Sweaty Royal Wedding | John Briggs: Man o' Mystery |
August 2011 | The Royal Wedding Prep Edition | Alec Noll's Handjive |
July 2011 | Summertime, Summertime | Amsterdam Travelogues |
June 2011 | The Old Side Splitter | Sarah B. and the Funky Beat |
May 2011 | The Crossword Edition | Derek Sayres-Gluten |
April 2011 | Charlie S versus Charlie M | Andy Mueller's Theory on Cheese |
March 2011 | ¡Revolución! | The Pope Song by Tim Minchin |
April 2010 | Grandma Al's Opens | Annie Dyste: Chick of Mystery |
March 2010 | Readers Give Back | Butterscotch Pudding Quest |
December 2009 | The Year in Headlines | Derek Sayres: Superspy? |
October 2009 | Wedding Season Ends | Dixeanmania® |
September 2009 | H1N1? No Way | Making Manhattans |
July 2009 | It Finally Happened | Boyfriends Beware! |
June 2009 | Salute to Grads | Andy's Hair |
April 2009 | Cassie's Birthday | 10 Top Ten Tax Deductions |
February 2009 | Big Hands, Little Hands | Sarah Barnett: Dylanologist |
December 2008 | A Weird Year Ends | Vesparados Torment Winona |
November 2008 | The Pie Edition | Curt Breeding Mixes Manhattans |
October 2008 | Scary Halloween Edition | Standard Raisin Cookie Joke |
August 2008 | St. Paul Convention | The Notorious B.O.B. Barnett |
June 2008 | Toasty Don Smith | St. Olaf Freak Circus 2008 |
April 2008 | Pam and Ben XVI | Tom Ayre Sings The Classics |
February 2008 | The Hat Issue! | Liverseed Anagrams |
January 2008 | Collectible Cartoon Edition | Say Hello to My Lil' Friend |
December 2007 | Joanie Strikes Back | Gilbertson Wins Lottery |
November 2007 | Lorrie Beyl Goes Crazy | Dance Machine Alec Noll |
October 2007 | Yet Another Scavenger Hunt... | Colin Shellum and Matt Brumble |
August 2007 | What is Shaming Faribault? | Charlie vs. Domingo Cage Match '07 |
July 2007 | MNL Considers Expansion | Summer Lovin' Updates |
June 2007 | Sarah and the Truth Squad | Kevin Thar: Michigan Love Machine |
April 2007 | Liz Testimony | Arugula Salad |
March 2007 | Little BM Makes His Mark | Who in the hell is Matt Herzog? |
February 2007 | AARP Eye Candy | Barb Goodwin Cartoon |
December 2006 | Reader Council Shakeup | Grooming Tips from Michele Lenz-Noll |
November 2006 | Drinking Tips | Steele County Rodde-mania! |
October 2006 | Political Science | In The Army |
August 2006 | McGrory Express® Opens | Mopsy vs. Sparky |
May 2006 | Jim & Joe Closes | Brianne Sampson: Arts Diva? |
April 2006 | Bottke Snub | Don Smith: Just a Pretty Face? |
February 2006 | Uncle Bing Eulogy | Mark Fielding's Moonshine |
January 2006 | The Noonies | Insurance Scammer Ill |
November 2005 | New Liverseed Baby | Marc Lawrence: Mr. NYC |
October 2005 | Find Mike's Large Head | Rx Updates and Innuendo |
September 2005 | Aunt Lorraine and the NSA | Alec Noll and John McGrory: Ladies Men |
August 2005 | Hi Court Hi jinx | Andy Ulseth: Not A Punk Anymore |
June 2005 | Summer Fun Edition | Don Smith: Large Head, Large Heart |
May 2005 | McMichael Art | Tom Teske (Unplugged) |
March 2005 | Uncle Bing in Vegas | The Songs of John Briggs |
February 2005 | Here is Lorrie! | Mark Fielding: Man of the Year |
December 2004 | Where is Lorrie? | The Photo Contest |
November 2004 | Thanksgiving Memories | Mike Dapper Remembers |
October 2004 | The Election Issue | Jack Miller Baby Photos |
September 2004 | Hurricane Charlie | Traci Makes Bail! |
August 2004 | Maggie and Liz | Fall Family Social Calendar |
July 2004 | 65 Big Ones | BM's Pad |
April 2004 | Florida Butt Tattoo | Roger Bongers Engaged? |
March 2004 | Mascot Eats Andy | Family Rumors PRN |
December 2003 | Viztivity® | Church-Going Dean |
November 2003 | Cardinal Bing | Grant Returns? |
October 2003 | Halloween and Food | Mike Lohrmann Duck Cartoon #9 |
August 2003 | McKee Birthdays | Little BM Wants A Change |
July 2003 | Heather's Graduation | Katie Barnett Iowa Bound |
May 2003 | The WMD Potato Crisis | David Liverseed College Tips |
Easter 2003 | Maggie is Driving! | General Family Updates |
January 2003 | Separated at Birth? | Rice County Summit |
December 2002 | Joanie = Gidget Revisited | Mike Dapper's Drinking Tips |
June 2002 | Cassie's Wedding | JP2 and Aunt Lorraine Hang Out |
November 2001 | A Joanie Wedding | Thanksgiving Food Fight, Part Deux |
July 2001 | Moscow Visit | The Cousins Go to Edgefest: |
May 2001 | Liz and the Pope | Tom Teske? Man or Machine? |
March 2001 | John's Hair Strategy | Roger Bongers Reflections |
February 2001 | The Return | How to Cheat at Cards |
October 2000 | State vs. Federal Courts | How NOT to Pay off a Juror |
July 2000 | Double Birthday Issue (UB /EP) | Statute of Limitation Tips |
May 2000 | Late April Fool | Barber Chair Crisis |
February 2000 | Y2K This | Uncle Bing Anagrams |
December 1999 | Duck Highlights | Funny Words |
November 1999 | Standards/Artifacts | Lawn Tips from Cindi |
October 1999 | Pre-Castro Cuba | Always Something |
June 1999 | 3 Miracles & Card Trick | World's Luckiest Dog |
February 1999 | Non-Verbal Shorthand | Semi-Positive Thinking |
November 1998 | Food Poisoning | Sawdust Buddies |
August 1998 | Devil's Plaything | Science Camp |
May 1998 | Maggie Theories | Franklin Avenue Frolics |
January 1998 | Snowball in Hell? | Cousins No Snort Pact |
September 1997 | Water Festival | Days of Twine/Hoses |
June 1997 | Jazzercise Sweeps Cousins | Family Glossary |
February 1997 | Joanie Hits Forty | Faribohappenings® |
December 1996 | The Janer Awards | January Happenings |
November 1996 | Sucker Pucker Andy | Election Comes/Goes |
October 1996 | Stockcar Named Desire | Horseman Association |
September 1996 | Cuimhnich Tabhartas Prionna | Buffalo Gals Out Tonight |
March 1996 | Frequently Asked Questions | Ask Joanie |
February 1996 | Almost Veritas | News Fit to Print |
Xmas 95 Edition | Christmas 1965 | Subscribers Hit 100 |
December 1995 | Janer on Science | Uncle Bing Predicts 1996 |
November 1995 | Thanksgiving Chez Ellen | Whole Family Is Nuts |
October 1995 | Family Halloween Tips | Rumors and Outright Lies |
September 1995 | Quotes from Chairman Jane | Quick Sept Summaries |
August 1995 | Joanie and Reunion | Janer Calling Etiquette |
July 1995 | Pam's Tropical Wedding | Dave Burrows Into History |
June 1995 | Special Baseball Edition | Phil Rutman: Up Close |
May 1995 | Maggie Joins Catholics | Janer New Bushmill's Chief |
April 1995 | Anderson Wedding Special | Vows and Food Repeated |
March 1995 | Bunny De-Bottles Andy | Amy Anderson Finally Married |
February 1995 | Barnett Ponytail Barbershops | Aunt Lorraine's 39th Birthday |
January 1995 | Dorothy Parmelee-Vesco | Dapper's Wife Expecting |
December 1994 | John McGrory's Talk Show | Dean Lohrmann's Pyramids |
November 1994 | Siblings Meet in Red Wing | Joanie Bags Nobel Prize |
October 1994 | John McKee's Puerto Rico | The Kilt, The Kilt! |
September 1994 | Janer Publishes Cookbook | Family Busy By Doing Nothing |
August 1994 | Backyard Get Together | John McKee Hits 4-0 Hard |
July 1994 | July B.D. Highlights | Janer Sends Message to TV |
June 1994 | Amy Wallenda Hits Big Time | VA Hospital Blows Up (Good) |
May 1994 | Veni, Vidi, Vegi | Endless Summer Predictions |
April 1994 | Orlando is Visited (Again) | Mob Leaves Flambo |
March 1994 | Just Look on the Bright Side | Top 10 Things About MNL |
January 1994 | Xmas Party New Standard | (Little) Billy Hair Recovers |
December 1993 | John Bags Bumper 2x | Janer Scares Shit out of Son |
November 1993 | Lorraine Named Top Aunt | Survey Results Released |
October 1993 | Mom Swears Like Sailor | Russian Actor Gets Plum, Role |
September 1993 | McKeesville Grabs Pulitzer | Meals the Cat Still Dead |
August 1993 | Backyard Hijinx | Chez McKee Epicurean Fete |
July 1993 | Janer Awards Announced | The Man from Wal-Mart |
June 1993 | Baby Andrew Wows Crowd | Orts de Wisdombits |
May 1993 | Mother's Day? Again? | New Prague Bans Miller Clan |
April 1993 | Patti and Aunt Lorraine Parallels | Scoops from Around the World |
March 1993 | Trivial Pursuit 1993 | Eyes Lasered At St. Pat's Party |
February 1993 | Welcome Andrew Jeffrey | Reader's Upcoming Ideas |
January 1993 | Sweet Potato Crisis Averted | Janer's Agenda |
Pre-Christmas 1992 | Ellen Refuses to Leave Porch | Uncle Bing's Act O' Charity |
November 1992 | Meeting June and Johnny Cash | Toothpicks Arrive |
October 1992 | Kim Barnett Sans Nums | Germany Declares War |
Labor Day 1992 | Four Season Porch Wins Day | We All Need Nicknames |
August 1992 | Everything Same | Things You Would Never Believe |
July 1992 | Blue Hair Border Closings | Unfounded Rumors |
June 1992 | Cheap Laugh Hall of Fame | Wedding Anniversaries |
May 1992 | Lorraine Banned from Morton | Social Hints and Graces |
April 1992 | Cindi Takes State Title | News from Around the World |
February 1992 | Faribault = Party Central | Mom and the Fake Leg |
January 1992 | Janer Goes Ass Over Teakettle | Miller Family Trivial Pursuit |
December 1991 | Janer's Changes Lifestyle | A Thanksgiving from Hell |
November 1991 | The Prodigal Son Returns | Mom's Christmas Cryptoquip® |
October 1991 | Flambo Readies for Winter | Zooming Here, Zooming There |
September 1991 | Jeff and Bob in Milwaukee | Mysterious Joanie Middlestead |
Late July 1991 | Cooking Hall Snubs Mom | Maggie Medical Update |
July 1991 | Janer Flees Winona | (L) BM Receives Rat Tail Award |
June 1991 | Janer Beats Bladder Woes | Rice County Whispers |
May 1991 | (Little) Billy Returns from War | Faux Pas R' Us |
April 1991 | Fort Dodge, Here We Come | Make Your Own Dick Joke |
March 1991 | Big Doings in Zimmerman | Goodbye to Westwood Drive |
February 1991 | Janer Picks 1991 Elderhostel | Bing and the Dance Studio |
January 1991 | Little John McGrory Hits Town | Maggie Disciplined at Day Care |
September 1990 | A McKee Birthday Celebration | Mrs. Bottke Press Conference |
August 1990 | Ramm Adoption | Tush versus Fax? |
July 1990 | Westwood Drive Crime | Ramsey: Partytown USA |
June 1990 | Archeologists Name Time Unit | Play Match Seven |
May 1990 | Throw the Ham on the Floor | Jottings |
Easter 1990 | Easter Salutes Christ, Mom | Mom's Kitchen Tips |
Late January 1990 | Bing and the Confederates | Newsletter Underground |
January 1990 | Judy's Christmas Bash | Take My Family, Please |
Christmas 1989 | Dead or Not Dead | Billy Back from Kenyon |
After Thanksgiving 1989 | Ellen's Dinner | Liz's Pigskin Preview |
Thanksgiving 1989 | It's Back | Christmas is Coming |
Late May 1989 | Mother's Day Fete | Mom's Glossary Addendum |
Mid-May 1989 | Card Games: Work of the Devil | Where the Boys Aren't |
Early May 1989 | Time is Time | Mom's Glossary |
Late April 1989 | Flatulence versus Heredity | Maggie Sears Learns the "F" Word |
Mid April 1989 | Impress Mom Contest | Bing Miller - Bing Crosby Parallels |
Early April 1989 | Ellen and John Attend Acrobats | Janer Gets a VCR |