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| November 2016 The Maple Lawn Incident |
December 2016 Holiday Gift Guide |
January 2017 News from the Band |
April 2017 Newsletter Closing? |
July 2017 Time Machine Working |
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| November 2016 The Maple Lawn Incident |
December 2016 Holiday Gift Guide |
January 2017 News from the Band |
April 2017 Newsletter Closing? |
July 2017 Time Machine Working |
| Issue Date: | Main Headline: | Feature Story: |
| October 2016 | Goulash for All | What Does Mike Lohrmann Smel Like? |
| September 2016 | Phil for President | Is Andy The Number One Nephew? |
| August 2016 | Reunion Number One | Summer Fashion Tips from Andy McGrory |
| June 2016 | Prepping for Family Fun | Why Lonsdale is the New Paris |
| May 2016 | 4 Funerals and a Wedding | Dean Lohrmann Predicts |
| April 2016 | Pre-Wedding Rumors | Lorrie Can't Keep A Secret |
| March 2016 | Grandmother of the Year | Karen Ayre's Theories on Gin |
| February 2016 | Babies and Birthdays | The "Pull My Finger" Olympics Update |
| January 2016 | A New Year, Same Old Lies | Tom Press is a Tiny Old Man |
| November 2015 | Thanksgiving in Prison | Bill Starts His Goatee |
| October 2015 | ABBA in Rice County | Newsletter Salutes the Crazies |
| September 2015 | The Hills Are Alive | When is the Next Faribault Wedding? |
| August 2015 | Rest in Peace Aunt Lorraine | Jeff was her Favorite of all Nieces/Nephews |
| July 2015 | Rest in Peace Ellie Baby | You Meet the Nicest People at Funerals |
| June 2015 | The Philately Issue | Ian Goodwin Loves The Hugs |
| April 2015 | The Timeline Issue | Jill Lohrmann: Good Egg Award Winner |
| February 2015 | Charley Sues France | Jimmy Batchelder: Great Guy, Better Kisser |
| January 2015 | Iowa Superbabies All the Rage | 2015: Will Schnack Finally Get Engaged |
| December 2014 | Charlie's Year in Review | Heather Lohrmann Headed for Sainthood |
| November 2014 | Liz, Ellen Re-Bury Hatchett | Caroline Ruan: Just Pretty Face? |
| August 2014 | Husband of the Year Award | The Andy McGrory Story of Glory |
| July 2014 | Large Head Sculptures | What is Up with Whatshishame? |
| December 2013 | Holiday Television Specials | Maggie Sears Sets Stuff Straight |
| October 2013 | Annie Dyste Returns | Derek Sayres Patiently Waits |
| August 2013 | Cruel Summer Jobs | Heart Bypass Predictions for 2014 |
| July 2013 | NSA Visits the Newsletter | Cindi Ramm Now Republican |
| February 2013 | Pope Cletus the First | Schnackenberg Love Poems |
| December 2012 | Deano is Five-O | Jimmy Batchelder: The Ladies Man |
| October 2012 | An Election Issue | Alec Noll and the St. Olaf Shuffle Game |
| September 2012 | The Art Issue | Kit Thompson Tells Her Party Joke |
| August 2012 | New Nicknames Announced | Colin Shellum's Return |
| July 2012 | Curt Breeding Heads West | Dean Lohrmann's Yoga Pants |
| May 2012 | Fantastic Hair Stories | Ginger Schnackenberg Speaks Out |
| April 2012 | Boyfriend Day | Easter Parade Review |
| January 2012 | New Year: Same Stories | The Year of the Batch |
| November 2011 | Pulitizer Prize Número Tres | The Hat Chicks |
| October 2011 | Shades of Gray and Soup | Tammy Long's Burp Story |
| September 2011 | The Sweaty Royal Wedding | John Briggs: Man o' Mystery |
| August 2011 | The Royal Wedding Prep Edition | Alec Noll's Handjive |
| July 2011 | Summertime, Summertime | Amsterdam Travelogues |
| June 2011 | The Old Side Splitter | Sarah B. and the Funky Beat |
| May 2011 | The Crossword Edition | Derek Sayres-Gluten |
| April 2011 | Charlie S versus Charlie M | Andy Mueller's Theory on Cheese |
| March 2011 | ¡Revolución! | The Pope Song by Tim Minchin |
| April 2010 | Grandma Al's Opens | Annie Dyste: Chick of Mystery |
| March 2010 | Readers Give Back | Butterscotch Pudding Quest |
| December 2009 | The Year in Headlines | Derek Sayres: Superspy? |
| October 2009 | Wedding Season Ends | Dixeanmania® |
| September 2009 | H1N1? No Way | Making Manhattans |
| July 2009 | It Finally Happened | Boyfriends Beware! |
| June 2009 | Salute to Grads | Andy's Hair |
| April 2009 | Cassie's Birthday | 10 Top Ten Tax Deductions |
| February 2009 | Big Hands, Little Hands | Sarah Barnett: Dylanologist |
| December 2008 | A Weird Year Ends | Vesparados Torment Winona |
| November 2008 | The Pie Edition | Curt Breeding Mixes Manhattans |
| October 2008 | Scary Halloween Edition | Standard Raisin Cookie Joke |
| August 2008 | St. Paul Convention | The Notorious B.O.B. Barnett |
| June 2008 | Toasty Don Smith | St. Olaf Freak Circus 2008 |
| April 2008 | Pam and Ben XVI | Tom Ayre Sings The Classics |
| February 2008 | The Hat Issue! | Liverseed Anagrams |
| January 2008 | Collectible Cartoon Edition | Say Hello to My Lil' Friend |
| December 2007 | Joanie Strikes Back | Gilbertson Wins Lottery |
| November 2007 | Lorrie Beyl Goes Crazy | Dance Machine Alec Noll |
| October 2007 | Yet Another Scavenger Hunt... | Colin Shellum and Matt Brumble |
| August 2007 | What is Shaming Faribault? | Charlie vs. Domingo Cage Match '07 |
| July 2007 | MNL Considers Expansion | Summer Lovin' Updates |
| June 2007 | Sarah and the Truth Squad | Kevin Thar: Michigan Love Machine |
| April 2007 | Liz Testimony | Arugula Salad |
| March 2007 | Little BM Makes His Mark | Who in the hell is Matt Herzog? |
| February 2007 | AARP Eye Candy | Barb Goodwin Cartoon |
| December 2006 | Reader Council Shakeup | Grooming Tips from Michele Lenz-Noll |
| November 2006 | Drinking Tips | Steele County Rodde-mania! |
| October 2006 | Political Science | In The Army |
| August 2006 | McGrory Express® Opens | Mopsy vs. Sparky |
| May 2006 | Jim & Joe Closes | Brianne Sampson: Arts Diva? |
| April 2006 | Bottke Snub | Don Smith: Just a Pretty Face? |
| February 2006 | Uncle Bing Eulogy | Mark Fielding's Moonshine |
| January 2006 | The Noonies | Insurance Scammer Ill |
| November 2005 | New Liverseed Baby | Marc Lawrence: Mr. NYC |
| October 2005 | Find Mike's Large Head | Rx Updates and Innuendo |
| September 2005 | Aunt Lorraine and the NSA | Alec Noll and John McGrory: Ladies Men |
| August 2005 | Hi Court Hi jinx | Andy Ulseth: Not A Punk Anymore |
| June 2005 | Summer Fun Edition | Don Smith: Large Head, Large Heart |
| May 2005 | McMichael Art | Tom Teske (Unplugged) |
| March 2005 | Uncle Bing in Vegas | The Songs of John Briggs |
| February 2005 | Here is Lorrie! | Mark Fielding: Man of the Year |
| December 2004 | Where is Lorrie? | The Photo Contest |
| November 2004 | Thanksgiving Memories | Mike Dapper Remembers |
| October 2004 | The Election Issue | Jack Miller Baby Photos |
| September 2004 | Hurricane Charlie | Traci Makes Bail! |
| August 2004 | Maggie and Liz | Fall Family Social Calendar |
| July 2004 | 65 Big Ones | BM's Pad |
| April 2004 | Florida Butt Tattoo | Roger Bongers Engaged? |
| March 2004 | Mascot Eats Andy | Family Rumors PRN |
| December 2003 | Viztivity® | Church-Going Dean |
| November 2003 | Cardinal Bing | Grant Returns? |
| October 2003 | Halloween and Food | Mike Lohrmann Duck Cartoon #9 |
| August 2003 | McKee Birthdays | Little BM Wants A Change |
| July 2003 | Heather's Graduation | Katie Barnett Iowa Bound |
| May 2003 | The WMD Potato Crisis | David Liverseed College Tips |
| Easter 2003 | Maggie is Driving! | General Family Updates |
| January 2003 | Separated at Birth? | Rice County Summit |
| December 2002 | Joanie = Gidget Revisited | Mike Dapper's Drinking Tips |
| June 2002 | Cassie's Wedding | JP2 and Aunt Lorraine Hang Out |
| November 2001 | A Joanie Wedding | Thanksgiving Food Fight, Part Deux |
| July 2001 | Moscow Visit | The Cousins Go to Edgefest: |
| May 2001 | Liz and the Pope | Tom Teske? Man or Machine? |
| March 2001 | John's Hair Strategy | Roger Bongers Reflections |
| February 2001 | The Return | How to Cheat at Cards |
| October 2000 | State vs. Federal Courts | How NOT to Pay off a Juror |
| July 2000 | Double Birthday Issue (UB /EP) | Statute of Limitation Tips |
| May 2000 | Late April Fool | Barber Chair Crisis |
| February 2000 | Y2K This | Uncle Bing Anagrams |
| December 1999 | Duck Highlights | Funny Words |
| November 1999 | Standards/Artifacts | Lawn Tips from Cindi |
| October 1999 | Pre-Castro Cuba | Always Something |
| June 1999 | 3 Miracles & Card Trick | World's Luckiest Dog |
| February 1999 | Non-Verbal Shorthand | Semi-Positive Thinking |
| November 1998 | Food Poisoning | Sawdust Buddies |
| August 1998 | Devil's Plaything | Science Camp |
| May 1998 | Maggie Theories | Franklin Avenue Frolics |
| January 1998 | Snowball in Hell? | Cousins No Snort Pact |
| September 1997 | Water Festival | Days of Twine/Hoses |
| June 1997 | Jazzercise Sweeps Cousins | Family Glossary |
| February 1997 | Joanie Hits Forty | Faribohappenings® |
| December 1996 | The Janer Awards | January Happenings |
| November 1996 | Sucker Pucker Andy | Election Comes/Goes |
| October 1996 | Stockcar Named Desire | Horseman Association |
| September 1996 | Cuimhnich Tabhartas Prionna | Buffalo Gals Out Tonight |
| March 1996 | Frequently Asked Questions | Ask Joanie |
| February 1996 | Almost Veritas | News Fit to Print |
| Xmas 95 Edition | Christmas 1965 | Subscribers Hit 100 |
| December 1995 | Janer on Science | Uncle Bing Predicts 1996 |
| November 1995 | Thanksgiving Chez Ellen | Whole Family Is Nuts |
| October 1995 | Family Halloween Tips | Rumors and Outright Lies |
| September 1995 | Quotes from Chairman Jane | Quick Sept Summaries |
| August 1995 | Joanie and Reunion | Janer Calling Etiquette |
| July 1995 | Pam's Tropical Wedding | Dave Burrows Into History |
| June 1995 | Special Baseball Edition | Phil Rutman: Up Close |
| May 1995 | Maggie Joins Catholics | Janer New Bushmill's Chief |
| April 1995 | Anderson Wedding Special | Vows and Food Repeated |
| March 1995 | Bunny De-Bottles Andy | Amy Anderson Finally Married |
| February 1995 | Barnett Ponytail Barbershops | Aunt Lorraine's 39th Birthday |
| January 1995 | Dorothy Parmelee-Vesco | Dapper's Wife Expecting |
| December 1994 | John McGrory's Talk Show | Dean Lohrmann's Pyramids |
| November 1994 | Siblings Meet in Red Wing | Joanie Bags Nobel Prize |
| October 1994 | John McKee's Puerto Rico | The Kilt, The Kilt! |
| September 1994 | Janer Publishes Cookbook | Family Busy By Doing Nothing |
| August 1994 | Backyard Get Together | John McKee Hits 4-0 Hard |
| July 1994 | July B.D. Highlights | Janer Sends Message to TV |
| June 1994 | Amy Wallenda Hits Big Time | VA Hospital Blows Up (Good) |
| May 1994 | Veni, Vidi, Vegi | Endless Summer Predictions |
| April 1994 | Orlando is Visited (Again) | Mob Leaves Flambo |
| March 1994 | Just Look on the Bright Side | Top 10 Things About MNL |
| January 1994 | Xmas Party New Standard | (Little) Billy Hair Recovers |
| December 1993 | John Bags Bumper 2x | Janer Scares Shit out of Son |
| November 1993 | Lorraine Named Top Aunt | Survey Results Released |
| October 1993 | Mom Swears Like Sailor | Russian Actor Gets Plum, Role |
| September 1993 | McKeesville Grabs Pulitzer | Meals the Cat Still Dead |
| August 1993 | Backyard Hijinx | Chez McKee Epicurean Fete |
| July 1993 | Janer Awards Announced | The Man from Wal-Mart |
| June 1993 | Baby Andrew Wows Crowd | Orts de Wisdombits |
| May 1993 | Mother's Day? Again? | New Prague Bans Miller Clan |
| April 1993 | Patti and Aunt Lorraine Parallels | Scoops from Around the World |
| March 1993 | Trivial Pursuit 1993 | Eyes Lasered At St. Pat's Party |
| February 1993 | Welcome Andrew Jeffrey | Reader's Upcoming Ideas |
| January 1993 | Sweet Potato Crisis Averted | Janer's Agenda |
| Pre-Christmas 1992 | Ellen Refuses to Leave Porch | Uncle Bing's Act O' Charity |
| November 1992 | Meeting June and Johnny Cash | Toothpicks Arrive |
| October 1992 | Kim Barnett Sans Nums | Germany Declares War |
| Labor Day 1992 | Four Season Porch Wins Day | We All Need Nicknames |
| August 1992 | Everything Same | Things You Would Never Believe |
| July 1992 | Blue Hair Border Closings | Unfounded Rumors |
| June 1992 | Cheap Laugh Hall of Fame | Wedding Anniversaries |
| May 1992 | Lorraine Banned from Morton | Social Hints and Graces |
| April 1992 | Cindi Takes State Title | News from Around the World |
| February 1992 | Faribault = Party Central | Mom and the Fake Leg |
| January 1992 | Janer Goes Ass Over Teakettle | Miller Family Trivial Pursuit |
| December 1991 | Janer's Changes Lifestyle | A Thanksgiving from Hell |
| November 1991 | The Prodigal Son Returns | Mom's Christmas Cryptoquip® |
| October 1991 | Flambo Readies for Winter | Zooming Here, Zooming There |
| September 1991 | Jeff and Bob in Milwaukee | Mysterious Joanie Middlestead |
| Late July 1991 | Cooking Hall Snubs Mom | Maggie Medical Update |
| July 1991 | Janer Flees Winona | (L) BM Receives Rat Tail Award |
| June 1991 | Janer Beats Bladder Woes | Rice County Whispers |
| May 1991 | (Little) Billy Returns from War | Faux Pas R' Us |
| April 1991 | Fort Dodge, Here We Come | Make Your Own Dick Joke |
| March 1991 | Big Doings in Zimmerman | Goodbye to Westwood Drive |
| February 1991 | Janer Picks 1991 Elderhostel | Bing and the Dance Studio |
| January 1991 | Little John McGrory Hits Town | Maggie Disciplined at Day Care |
| September 1990 | A McKee Birthday Celebration | Mrs. Bottke Press Conference |
| August 1990 | Ramm Adoption | Tush versus Fax? |
| July 1990 | Westwood Drive Crime | Ramsey: Partytown USA |
| June 1990 | Archeologists Name Time Unit | Play Match Seven |
| May 1990 | Throw the Ham on the Floor | Jottings |
| Easter 1990 | Easter Salutes Christ, Mom | Mom's Kitchen Tips |
| Late January 1990 | Bing and the Confederates | Newsletter Underground |
| January 1990 | Judy's Christmas Bash | Take My Family, Please |
| Christmas 1989 | Dead or Not Dead | Billy Back from Kenyon |
| After Thanksgiving 1989 | Ellen's Dinner | Liz's Pigskin Preview |
| Thanksgiving 1989 | It's Back | Christmas is Coming |
| Late May 1989 | Mother's Day Fete | Mom's Glossary Addendum |
| Mid-May 1989 | Card Games: Work of the Devil | Where the Boys Aren't |
| Early May 1989 | Time is Time | Mom's Glossary |
| Late April 1989 | Flatulence versus Heredity | Maggie Sears Learns the "F" Word |
| Mid April 1989 | Impress Mom Contest | Bing Miller - Bing Crosby Parallels |
| Early April 1989 | Ellen and John Attend Acrobats | Janer Gets a VCR |
